SIR: Slap It Ruff

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04/06/2026

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

Got plans at or another party over King’s Birthday Friday? 👀
We’ve got a lil’ something extra for you…

💦 DM US FOR A DISCOUNT

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨

01/06/2026

HEY GIRLIES! 💋 We’ve heard a little rumour floating around that GOOEY is an alcohol-free event…

We’re just popping in to clear the air: THE BAR WILL BE OPEN AND THE BOOZE WILL BE FLOWING. 🍸✨

Now that we’ve got that sorted…

A reminder: We’re also being blessed by our lighting wizard , who is flying all the way from Aotearoa to transform UBQ into the sticky little dreamscape it deserves to be. 💦⚡

Here are just a few iconic moments from past SIR events to give you a taste of what’s coming.

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

Photos from SIR: Slap It Ruff's post 29/05/2026

HEYYYY NAARM! We’ve got a treat for you this weekend!

🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

DON’T WALK. RUN! 🏃

20/05/2026

Next up! 💦🔥A certified SIR favourite and soon-to-be export to the European techno underground… say hello to

Meet Elbain, a Naarm-born artist and a visionary force in Melbourne’s q***r music scene. Known for curating a dynamic mix of chunky electro beats and fresh, progressive, sexy-inspired sounds, his music takes you on a journey into the sublime. Leaving you feeling alive, and deeply connected to the moment.

Elbain’s journey began in the intimate, sultry underground spaces of Melbourne, where he first started playing and hosting raunchy after parties in a South Melbourne basement. Gaining traction fast, he soon brought his talents to q***r parties all across Australia, including securing himself a residency spot at TROUGH events. His music has become a staple in these spaces, charged with raw passion and intensity, creating an atmosphere filled with electric energy that is ultimately uncompromising, unforgettable, and always full of heart.

Music flows through his veins; for Elbain, it’s not just a career—it’s a way of life, an essential part of his existence. His ethos revolves around providing enlightenment and creating a higher level of conscious love, capturing that special feeling music brings to every experience.

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64 Smith St
Collingwood, VIC
3066