Evan's Birds

We know that it’s all you’re hearing about at the moment but we believe it’s such an important issue and it’s worth repeating:

Birds eye chillies are NOT a humane product and they should be banned! Poachers shoot innocent birds, take their eyes and then probably make chillis somehow while the eyeless birds are left to fend for themselves.

Do not support birds eye chillies. Instead, adopt an eyeless bird. We have heaps and you’re welcome to them because they’re a huge pain in the ass with the way they fly into our things all day.

What do eskimos with COVID19 do?
Self-ice-olate.
Just some super witty humour to make your day 100% better.

Buy a bird please. The more expensive, the better!

Good morning everyone! This is just a friendly reminder to consider the entire world when you eat lunch. And remember: bats are friends - not food.