Picards Flute FC

MATCH REVIEW:

After a gruelling mid-season pre-season Picard's were ready to hit the second half of the season running...
Unfortunately as a result of WADA's less widely covered decision this morning, seven of the squad has been banned for an undisclosed period of time for the use and abuse of the prohibited substances of bananas and beaver tranquiliser.
Hence perhaps the most hosh-posh side of the season took to the hallowed courts tonight. With Keenan 'can I shout you' Webster taking to the goals in a breakout game making several clutch saves that have cemented his spot as the squads second goalie. The unlikely duo of Ben 'want to eiffel tower maeve?' McAullay and Fraser 'I'll bench you' Hudson up front with other more regular members rounding out the side.
Puyol Pantsdown FC played with the enthusiasm Jobe Watson's limp drug fu**ed c**k however some lacklustre defense on our part undid the brilliant team work of the front half. We hence entered the mid point of the match down 2-1.
The second half continued in much the same light as the team just didn't have it's usual energy. The odds were stacked against them with a combination of lacking numbers, blood alcohol and interest putting them at further disadvantage.
By some sheer fluke the boys in fluro yellow put together a string of highlights that will surely go down in the annals of time as the flutes finally recorded a fifth win of the season getting up 3-2. When asked how he felt after the game Fraser Hudson broke down in tears sobbing 'If only the boys could have seen us out there tonight, at times it almost felt like I was that Messi bloke on fifa ay'
And that sums up the performance, flutters if sheer brilliance interrupted by extended periods of 'normal play' showing just how mediocre this side really is.

*Breaking News*
Boy oh boy wowie!! Waterworks at striker leeming tonight...
Picard's Flute have produced the upset of the season leaving 6th on the ladder, "The Killers" shattered. It remains to be seen whether the opposition will be able to recover from the physical, emotional and sexual trauma they received at the hands of the Flutes tonight...