The View From Lars

"And then I LOL'd" - Kenny

Yum yum! Bubble gum!

The Hipster trend recently filtered through to the arachnid community and was enthusiastically embraced by Sebastian. He began sculpting his overgrown facial hair into a most magnificent creation, however disappointment struck when Sebastian realised the eyes on the back of his head prevented him from growing a man bun. Sebastian can be found at his local organic, gluten-free cafe dining on a deconstructed quinoa salad and sipping a warm turmeric and kale smoothie. Sebastian spends his time crafting furniture from old wooden pallets and writing poetry using an old Olivetti whilst wearing a tailored h**p waistcoat complete with an antique pocket watch. Despite all of his pretension, Sebastian is really quite harmless and at times quite charming

"there used to be lots of trees, they cut them down and now there's just lots of power poles that used to be those trees" - Clyde