Wear Withall

So, I made up a joke today.

I was talking to Marybeth, and Nolan (in the background, so not really clear) said 'where does a cowboy take his trash?'
I thought he said 'where does a catfish take his fry?' I replied 'to school'.

What Goes on When You're Not Around

Sarah and Jeanette are shopping; Jeanette just bought a pair of shoes.

Sarah: "Oh, let me show you a way to tie those." Takes the shoes.
Jeanette: "I know how to tie laces."
Sarah: "But this is a really good way; they won't come undone."
Jeanette: "That's not a problem for me."
Sarah: "Okay. So this bit goes through here............."
Jeanette: nothing
Sarah: As she tightens the lace "It looks complicated, but it's really simple if you know what you're doing." Continues to tighten the lace. "There!" Bow falls apart, lace comes undone.
Jeanette: ".....Yup."

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WHAT GOES ON WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND, PRE-VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION:

Sarah: ".....and then, like right in front of the car, a coyote crossed the road."
Jeanette: "Oh Wow!"
Sarah: "I had to touch my brakes."
Jeanette: "That's amazing."
Sarah: "It was just right there, and I
(suddenly, with no warning)
HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!!!!"
Jeanette: "33!"
Sarah:..........."I knew you'd get it wrong."
Jeanette: "I've always thought I was 33. Since I was, like, 27 I've thought I was 33."