Exalt Ltd.

Here is a mid week pick up:

LABOURER
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building.
Say’s look at choo choo.
Wet’s himself while playing with water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to himself.

1ST YEAR APPRENTICE
Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition.
Can stay afloat with life jacket.
Talks to walls.

2nd YEAR APPRENTICE
Makes marks on walls trying to leap tall buildings.
Is run over by locomotive.
Can dog paddle.
Talks to animals.

3rd YEAR APPRENTICE
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable wind.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Walks on water on an indoor swimming pool.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Talks to GOD if special permission is approved.

JOURNEYMAN
Leaps small buildings with a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is as fast as a speeding bullet.
Talks with GOD.

SUPERINTENDENT

Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
Is more power than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives advice to GOD.

CONSTRUCTION MANAGER
Lifts tall buildings and walks under them.
kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them.
Is GOD!

Can anyone else relate? lol

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