Solacity Inc.

SOLACITY's ALASKANADA KIT

Our Alaskanada Kit squarely aims at those Alaskans that would much rather be Canadians, and let’s be honest, wouldn’t they all?!

How does free healthcare, legal w**d, bagged milk, democracy, maple syrup, beaver tails, and quality public schools sound? Pretty great, right? And let’s not forget—your neighbors would be far more polite and significantly less likely to shoot you (and if they did, they’d at least apologize).

Wouldn’t it be nice if your leaders were a little less orange and had a bit more hair? Still not convinced? Just take a look at the map—Alaska and Canada are practically a match made in maple heaven. “Alaskanada” was always meant to be Canada’s 11th province. It’s divine providence.

Join us. We have poutine.

https://www.solacity.com/product/the-alaskanada-kit/

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