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Rio Ornitorrinco

The picturesque views of the calming blue waters, beautiful bay, and the hills. Encircled by a tropical ambience, Rio Ornitorrinco is a one-hour flight from Manila, to a boat transfer bringing you to the property.

With its unique flora and fauna environment, Rio Ornitorrinco offers a romantic ambience combined with the serenity and beauty of the natural environment. The property is set amidst a 500-meter stretch of beach, distinctive panoramic views with enchanting mangroves, and breathtaking neighboring islands.

Guests can unwind and enjoy various amenities such as in room yoga, indoor and outdoor showers and spa, floating Bar, and free use of non-motorize watersports. Rio Ornitorrinco is indeed worth a visit and will welcome you with excellent hospitality

Welcome to coolsville Frogs. Im Maurice and i argue on the side of pancakes. Let me tell you about the place we have an east side and west side with a cavern in the middle. We have good food coming from the chocolate factory, the chocolate chip factory and brothels waffles. With plenty of things to do like for the elderly we have a parkour park, we have Jims gym and the track and field nascar track next to the monastery. Oh also dave and I fight every hour on the hour or whenever the trees light on fire over whether pancakes or waffles are better. Tom the guy who runs the dungeon agrees with me that pancakes are better. Sorry I gotta go the trees are on fire.

First Weekly Weakly!

A father sits alone in his sitting room, calling over his servant to get more tea. He’s patiently waiting for his guest to arrive, to discuss some important business matters. You see, he needs to send someone over to the America’s to conduct business for him, so he chooses his son. Although his son is very incompetent, and the servant would very greatly enjoy going to the America’s, but the father refuses because he needs his servant for tea. As the father’s guest arrives, they begin discussing their business as the son enters the room and sits on the floor for some tea. The son believes that the horses are going to the America’s, not him. The son becomes outraged, why would his father want him to go to the America’s? The father comes clean, he is a homophobe and his son is gay. Due to this, the guest also becomes outraged at this blatant display of homophobia, and shoots the father right in the chest. The son starts freaking out, his father is dead. The guest decides that the servant may come to the America’s, and they ride off on a piggy back ride into the sunset. The ghost of the father rises, and tells the son that he does not get anything in his will, because when he was alive, he was a homophobe.