Norm's

Humans don't deserve dogs. Except me. I'm deserving of dogs.

A customer came in and asked me if I had any grapes. I told him "No, this is Norm's, you can order the special or leave"

Finally saw Avatar. I could do better

Became an anti-vaxxer for a bit because I heard it was trendy. Then I read online that you could get the vaccine out of you with citrus, so I covered my whole body in citrus and it HURT. Back to being a vaxxer.