Mrs. Bragg

That's right, today's my birthday! This here's a shout out to Kara Podjasek for being awesome. You all stay classy now, don't celebrate my birthday too crazy.

is straight up gangsta

Pop Quiz time! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

This is nothing...Dear Nature, Bring it.

Hey college kids, Get back here! I don't like these pesky new students. Might I spark your interest with the promise of cake?

Dear all of my incoming students: You think you can take me? Bring it.

Turn ma swaggg on.

is the situation.