Patsyism

Patsesis 1:5-6 | And Patsy called the deep house music FIERCE and the other sh*tty music she called suitable for a Tyler Perry movie. And the preparty and the afterparty were the first rave. And Patsy said, let there be a luxury condo in the midst of Manhattan, and let it divide downtown from uptown.

Patsesis 1:1-2 | In the beginning Patsy created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, like a baggie in a cup of coffee, and void, like her stomach. And darkness was upon the face of the obese. And the Spirit of Patsy moved upon the face of the thin and the gorgeous.