Ombudsmen

We've all seen those "NOT TO BE SOLD SEPARATELY" items for sale. Some of us may have even been brave enough to buy them. But why is this message there & who if anyone, holds those buying or selling them to account?

The answer to both these questions may surprise you. Find out on 07/02/2026, when we play at The Castle Hotelwith Tinted Lens & Rollups

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1979477361073?aff=oddtdtcreator

Friend of Michael Jackson, pioneering deep faker & proven liar, Uri Geller takes us through the art of vexatiously litigating against those who criticise you.

Uri breaks it down with us thanks to New Digs Promotions at Gorilla with Woke Nonsense & The Dirty Looks on 25th October.

What can ghosts teach us about your Cash ISA?

Find out at the Carlton Club Prestwich, for Prestwich Arts Festival on 26/09/2025, with The Trancendental Equation, C**k Batteth, The Dirty Looks & Celebratory Cake, * as Reform UK chairman and stupid person Dr David Bull talks to us about how he believes the real secret to the afterlife can help your money grow.

* If you actually believe David Bull is joining us to talk about ghost and your cash ISA, please seek mental health support as soon as you can.