Rebellious Rocks

Good bloody morning and happy bloody Saturday! 💜✨

I cannot tell you how bloody happy I am that:

a) The hubby is finally home from China.
b) I don’t have to do a single damn thing today except nap, snack, and generally exist.

Multiple chronic illnesses, playing both Mum and Dad, day job and life in general have finally caught up with me. So today? I’m doing sweet FA, and I make absolutely no apologies for it.

ANYWAY… ENOUGH OF MY WAFFLE…

🥳 SCHOOL’S OUT FOR SUMMER! 🥳

Another school year done and dusted. How the actual hell are the years flying by this fast?!

To celebrate surviving another year of alarm clocks, school runs, forgotten PE kits, and pr***en chaos, I’ve got a cheeky 15% OFF running until midnight Sunday.

✨ No catches.
✨ No minimum spend.
✨ Just 15% off everything on the website.

Go on… treat yourself.
Treat your bestie.
Treat the teacher who’s somehow survived your feral little goblins.
Or be ridiculously organised and make a start on the bloody Christmas shopping.

Use code: SCHOOLS OUT

But don’t hang about—once the clock hits midnight on Sunday, it’s gone!

Happy Summer, you lovely lot! 💜

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SAYING “IT’S NEARLY THE WEEKEND.”

Nearly?!
If I was nearly pi**ed, I’d still be f**king sober, Karen.

I won’t lie… this week has been hard. It’s kicked my arse from Monday and I’m fairly sure my get-up-and-go f**ked off without leaving a forwarding address.

But… we’re still here. Slightly feral, massively caffeinated, held together with dry shampoo and blind optimism… but we’re f**king here. 😂

If, like me. you need a little energetic kick up the arse, Red Agate might just be your new best mate.

This fiery little beauty isn’t just sat there looking pretty. Its all about boosting motivation, getting your energy flowing, supporting circulation, calming digestive chaos and helping you feel a bit more like a functioning human instead of a damp potato.

Mentally? Even better.

Stress can do one.
Anxiety can f**k off.
Brain fog can get in the bin.

Red Agate is thought to help clear the mental clutter, sharpen your focus and remind your brain that not every minor inconvenience is the beginning of the apocalypse.

So if this week’s been a bit of a bastard, don’t let it win.

Grab your crystal, make yourself a brew, have a little laugh at the absolute circus that is adult life, and remember… we’ve survived 100% of our s**t days so far.

One more sleep and we can all emotionally recover with snacks, naps and zero f**king responsibilities.

We’ve got this 💜

Massive f**king shout out to the absolute legend that is Jen over at Rose Lee Pewter.

She’s only gone and made me another absolutely f**king IMMENSE tarot card, and honestly… how is one human this talented?!

Every single piece she creates in pewter is a bloody masterpiece. The detail, the craftsmanship, the magic she somehow pours into every design… it’s honestly next level.

Surely you’re all following her by now?!

If not… have a quiet little word with your f**king selves because you’re seriously missing out. 😂

Jen, thank you for constantly bringing the weird, the wonderful and the magical to life. You’re ridiculously talented, and I’m so bloody grateful every time one of your creations lands in my hands.

Now excuse me while I spend the next hour staring at it like the proud little goblin I am. ✨🖤

Good morning and happy bloody Thursday!

The Amethyst keyrings are BACK, and I’m not saying this is your sign… but it’s your f**king sign. 😏

So… what’s your vibe?

🖤 Black Tourmaline – because people are exhausting and you need all the “f**k off” energy you can get.
💛 Citrine – because being skint is overrated and we’re manifesting the good s**t.
💜 Amethyst – because if one more person tests your patience, you’re going to end up on a podcast.

Be honest… which one’s coming home with you? Or are you a greedy bu**er and having all three? 👀

Don’t hang about—they’ve only just been restocked and they always fly out.

Another massive shout-out to the bloody lovely Sarah at Happy Days Designer Jewellery ❤️

I bought my daughter the most gorgeous musical note jewellery set for her 16th birthday. The dress she chose didn’t need a necklace, but would you just look at those earrings? Absolutely stunning. ✨

Honestly, Sarah is ridiculously talented. If you’re not already following and supporting this incredible woman… what the f**k are you even doing? Go sort your life out. 😂

Thank you, Sarah, for creating such beautiful pieces and always smashing it. You’re an absolute gem. ❤️

Happy Wednesday, you glorious bunch 💜✨

Angelite is FINALLY in stock… and bloody hell, she’s gorgeous. 💙

If your nervous system is currently running on caffeine, spite, and the overwhelming urge to tell everyone to f**k off, Angelite might just be your new favourite crystal.

This dreamy soft-blue beauty is believed to help take the edge off stress, anxiety, and all that tightly wound “one more minor inconvenience and I’m going feral” energy. Instead, it’s all about calm, compassion, patience… and maybe not turning every tiny disagreement into a full-contact emotional cage match.

Still carrying old grudges around like they’re a family heirloom? Angelite can help you loosen your grip on all that emotional baggage. Forgiveness doesn’t mean letting people get away with being a dick—it just means you’re done letting them live rent-free in your head.

Life’s stressful enough without dragging yesterday’s bulls**t into today.

So go on… treat yourself to a little pocket-sized peace before some t**t pushes you over the edge ✨

Some of you might remember the gorgeous window art I had painted for our very last Halfway to Christmas Party last year. I loved it so much that I couldn’t bring myself to take it all off, so I kept a little section.

Well… the super talented artist has been back today and worked her magic all over again, including the catio window, and I’m absolutely obsessed. How fabulous does this look?! 😍

A massive thank you to the incredibly talented Nikki Whiston Inks for bringing my daft ideas to life (again). You’re an absolute star, and I appreciate you so much. ❤️

If you’re not following her already, you really should be. Go and give her a follow—you won’t regret it! ✨

Crystals & affirmations with attitude, raising vibes unapologetically 💜✨
Rebellious Rocks brings you sweary, sassy affirmation cards and powerful crystals for no-nonsense self-love and witchy energy.
Embrace your unique self, one f* you at a time 🖤

Rebellious Rocks Labradorite is here to drag your tired-ass energy out of the gutter and blast you full of cosmic magic. This shimmering little f**ker is packed with healing vibes for your body, mind and soul. It kicks fear, anxiety, and chaotic bulls**t thinking straight to the curb, leaving your mind sharp as hell...

Good morning, you beautiful bastards! 💜✨

Well… Monday really woke up and chose violence. It turned into one of those days, which I won’t bore you with, but let’s just say I practically kissed my pillow when bedtime finally rolled around.

Today’s looking much sexier though. I’ve got some extra-special decorating happening, a morning cuppa date with my bestie, and if the universe behaves itself, a cheeky nap in the garden later. Peak adulting. 😆

Right then… what shiny pretties am I tempting you with today?

Pendants!

Perfect for those of you who like to wear your rocks instead of leaving them to gather dust looking all mystical on a shelf.

Today’s line-up is:
🩵 Amazonite
🤍 Clear Quartz
💙 Sodalite
🤎 Tiger’s Eye
💚 Green Moss Agate
❤️ Red Jasper

So… which one is screaming “TAKE ME HOME, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD” at you?

Go on. I won’t judge. Your bank account might… but I won’t. 😂

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