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RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
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RULE 1
The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. 🤪

RULE 2
The owner of the ball decides who plays. 😇

RULE 3
The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game. 🤭

RULE 4
When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it's game over. 😏

RULE 5
When you hit your toes against a stone and you noticed blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues. 😉😉😉😉

RULE 6
You can't dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball. 😀😆😆😆😆😆😆

RULE 7
No offsides and there was no referee.👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

RULE 8
There is foul only if you fell and plenty of dust arise. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RULE 9
The owner of the ball is always mean 🙄and no one should comment about it or else game over.🤨🤨🤨🤨

RULE 10
The two best players can not play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others. ⚽😆😆😆😆

RULE 11
If you are chosen last it means you are not good and you will remain in defense. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

RULE 12
The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball. 😂👍🏽👍🏽🤠😁😁

RULE 13
To distinguish the two teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts. 👕

RULE 14
There is always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful!! ❌😌😌😌

RULE 15
Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball. 😳😳😳

*Then, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment by our parents.* 🧑🏽👨🏽

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*WHICH FOOD DESERVES TO BE THE BOSS OF ALL*
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BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈🙉

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o! 😏

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️

BEANS: (laughs)

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)

Then garri walks in.🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🙌
😂😂😂😂😂

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so
he opens a clinic and puts a sign
outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k".
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn 100k and goes to
the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of
taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after
a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene.
You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and
then comes back a week later
determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man... when it comes in time of money 😂🤣💔😂🙆‍♂️please friends
If you come across this I plead you bless me with a FOLLOW...

this girl nearly k ! l l me today! 😩

so my girlfriend was among this year waec candidate.

the day they finished examinations, she started disturbing me to take her out because she'd finished waec meanwhile she haven't see results yet.

As per say me wey Sapa dey knack cord, I was trying to convince her to wait for her waec results before taking her out so to avoid unnecessary expenses but this girl disagreed saying her results are sure bet that she know wetin she write.

I decided to take her out today with my lastcard, i was shócked when I saw her along with all her friends and siblings to the eatery.

I was busy thinking what to do, while they were eating and having fun, I picked my phone and pretend as if I'm talking with someone.

“hello chima, have been waiting for you, where you dey nau?”.. I said

“eeh you no Sabi the road here? where you dey now, for st.john church? okay wait I dey come to es**rt you now”.. I continued

then I walked out of the eatery, pretending as if I'm meeting with a friend, immediately I walked out of the eatery, I ran as fast as I can.

this people no go Kee me abeg!😅😅😅