Healthagenix

So me mate Barry saw this amazing pyramid scheme GAZ, which sells nothing.. Literally nothing.

It charges you $99 for the opportunity to sell nothing to your mates, for $99, in the hope of recouping $29.70 for every person you can convince to buy nothing.

Got him thinking, there’s a market here for brain dead morons who will buy anything, so Barry’s introducing BAZ, the Barry Affiliate Zone!

For only $49 a month you get access to dynamic Barry’s Life Guidance Programs, bringing you world-class Barry lifestyle coaching. A one-on-one session with Barry himself will teach you the skills required to sell the BAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, which includes a bag full of Barry’s breath which he has captured by shouting inspirational buzzwords into the bag. One whiff of this bag of brilliance and you’ll be inspired behind your wildest dreams.

Just like the GAZ program, the BAZ program relies on you selling this bu****it to your friends and family to recoup your cash, but don’t worry, every month you persist Barry himself will send you one signed Emu Export can; a stablemate of the Barry lifestyle. This is a key differentiation though - the BAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, actually provides you something tangible, unlike the GAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, which from what Barry can tell, provides you nothing but absolute bu****it for $99 a month

GAZ Global Affiliate Zone

Isagenix
Kyani
Herbalife
Juice Plus
Yor Health

All the same scum trying to screw you over in this way.

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Tag a friend who doesn't know how the human body works, and thinks a "ph balanced alkaline" formula somehow does this job better.

To be fair, the liver can't be used to scam people into parting with their money to prop a pyramid so it isn't quite as useful as a 30 day starter shake pack.

Fools.