Laugh Often

SIX IMPORTANT GUIDELINES IN LIFE.*

1. _When you are Alone, Mind your Thoughts._
2. _When you are with Friends, Mind your Tongue._
3. _When you are Angry, Mind your Temper._
4. _When you are with a Group, Mind your Behavior._
5. _When you are in Trouble, Mind your Emotions._
6. _When God starts blessing you, Mind your Ego.

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rahi thi
Boli lagi..
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh
Husband : sab pagal hai kya?? is
khataare gadi
me aisa kya hai?
Seller : iske 23 accident hue hai,
har bar sirf biwi
mari hai..
Husband : iski maa ki....1 Crore..!!!

If u hurted, then try to cry a river, build a bridge over it then cross over to the other side wen u can SMILE n LOVE again... If u care , cry an ocean, then drown in it and welcome yourself to an early grave over some worthless person....