Vernier -Marks Snatcher

Vernier: Sari class kahan ja rhi hai?
Students:Sir, arts ke sath arrangement hai B section me ja rhe hai.
Vernier:Arey apni class me baith kr padh lo arts me jaoge toh tumhara QI kam ho jayega
Students:😂😂😂

: In the given diagram what is the charge at point B? Ha yeh yeh batayaga!
Innocent student: + hoga
: Beta answer de mere beti ka blood group mat bata.

Teacher is that candle who burns himself so that others can get light


Aise post daalne walon ki atma tumhe kbhi maaf nhi karegi 😂😂😂

Vernier once asked air hostess
"You're beautiful "
She replied: tell me something that I don't know.
Vernier asked: what is bernaulli principle???

Bas phir kya aaj tak single hai :P

*sir checking maths paper*
Me : sir steps ke toh marks de do?
Sir : beta sum solve kiya hai ya mujra? Jo steps ke marks doon!

Vernier: which activity convert mechanical energy into sound and heat energy
all the students are thinking........
after few second a sound slap was heard
then vernier says:
"That's the activity."

Vernier period kese goal krta h...??

Pehle baccho pr nazar rkhega
Agr koi baat nhi kr rha to
Whi khda hokar dekhta rhega..

2-3 baar bahar jyega....
Firr dekhega bacche baat to ni kr re..

Jese hi bacchon ne baat krni start ki

Vernier goli...!!