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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him the 'ability test":
Clean the floor.The applicant did so.
"You passed the test" the HR Manager said " give me your e-mail address and I'll
send you the >application form to fill, as well as when you will start.

The man replied, " I don't have a computer, nor an email"
I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, means you do not
exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.

The man left with no hope at all.

He didn't know what to do, with only 10 US$ in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg crate of
tomatoes.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.

In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital.

He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day.

Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own
fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email
address.
The man replied, "I don't have email ".
The broker answered curiously "you don't have email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been
if you had an email?"

The man thought for a while and replied" Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1- Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire
still.
M3- Since you received this article through internet / email, you are closer to
being an office boy, rather than a millionaire......Kidding here…

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Indian Navy has been asked to assist in the rescue operations being carried out Mantralaya

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."