FullPower 24 Hour

1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:

"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir khuda ne kaha:

"Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...:))

Phir khuda ne kaha:

" Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat
ki apsra se milata hu
Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka
muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..;-))

Gusse mein khuda ne kaha:

"Mat bhool apni
aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."
....Phir khuda ne guuse mein ,
usse shadi kara di...
Sab bhoot utar gaya...
😆

7 KINDS OF S*X:

The 1st kind of s*x is called: Smurf S*x. This kind of s*x happens when You first meet someone, and you both have s*x until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of s*x is called: Kitchen S*x. This is when you have been With your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have s*x anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of s*x is called: Bedroom S*x. This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your s*x has gotten routine, and you usually have S*x only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of s*x is called: Hallway S*x. This is when you have been with Your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F**k you."

The 5th kind of s*x is called: Religious S*x. Which means you get Nun in The morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind of s*x is called: Courtroom S*x. This is when you cannot stand your Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of s*x is called: Pension S*x. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

Im a star bitch so stay with me
and enjoy the star dom
and dont use ur used condoms