Creative DMK

A teacher asked a student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'.
Today, that student is an Engineer. Trust me :)

Research says that:
Girls Take 3 days to judge A boy,
Whether she likes Him or Not.
But Boys take only Three seconds!
1st Second ; kya Ladki Hai yaar!
2nd second : Mast hai yaar
3rd second : Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

Santa: I Wana Tell U Smthing,
Banta: Its Not Gud 2 Talk While Eating,

(After Eating)
Santa: Now Tell Me
Banta : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food.

Teacher to Chhote: Beta batao, Parle-G ke packet par jo 'GREEN DOT' bana hota hai, uska kya matlab hai?.......

Chhote: Madamji, Iska matlab hai...

Parle-G 'ONLINE' baithe hain..... :p :D XD X)

An Awesome Msg:

When I Got Enough Confidence,
"The Stage Was Gone.!"

When I Was Sure Of Losing,
"I Won.!"

When I Needed People The Most,
"They Left Me.!"

When I Learn't To Dry My Tears,
"I Found A Shoulder To Cry On.!"

When I Became Busy,
"I Got Friendz.!"

When I Mastered The Skill Of Hating,
"SomeBody Started LOVING Me.!"

After Waiting For Dawn,
I Fell Asleep & The Sun Came Out.!

Thats lyf....!!
Simply Unpredicatble ♥