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😂HOUR OF LAUGHTER😂
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Yesterday, my boss sent me on an errand with a huge amount of money, but on my way there, I was r0bbed. You see, my boss has trust issues, so even if I told him the truth, he won't believe me. So I had to use my héad 😏.

When I came back home, I went straight to the kitchen and stayed.
Fortunately for me, Madam was also home. Then I heard my name Onwordi
I kept quiet, as if I didn't hear it, then I heard my boss's voice again, "Onwordi, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY I GAVE YOU?"
Still no response. Annoyed, he walked into the kitchen and saw me standing there.
"Mr Man, didn't you hear your name?"

Me: No oo, I didn't.

Boss: You mean to tell me that, the two times I called your name, you didn't hear me?

Me: No, I think this kitchen wall is dàmaged, when someone is calling you from the parlor, you can't hear them.

Boss: (pi**ed off) It's like you take me for a f00l, right? Okay, go to the parlor and call me, lemme see what you're saying.

So I went to the parlor and stood near Madam.

Me: OGA!!!

Boss: Young man, I can hear you loud and clear.

Me: Who sleeps with the ma!d when Madam is not around?

No response.

Me: Who got Madam's younger sister pregnánt?

No response. A few minutes later, my boss walked into the parlor, his face has changed. Madam was glaring at him.

Boss: Onwordi, you're right oo, that wall needs to be changed. Honey ehn, it's just....

Madam: Who is ya honey? So you think I'm dumb, right? Okay, I'll go into the kitchen, Onwordi call me, lemme show you that ya not wisér than me.

So Madam entered the kitchen.

Me: MADAM!!

Madam: Ask me a question, my friend.

Me: Who is Junior's real fàther?

Madam ran out of the kitchen immediately and told my boss, "Honey, please try and fix that kitchen wall."🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO GO ON SOCIAL MEDIAg
I've posted this many times and again may I repeat it:--

1. Don't advertise your happy marriage on social media.

2. Do not advertise pregnancy on social media.

3 .Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

4. Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media.

5. Don't advertise the low social class people you are supporting on social media many of them are not happy about it.

6. Don't advertise your personal achievements in the social media ,they are your personal.

All these are ways of boasting to the world and the devil is the master of all boastings.Butt by the end you are losing the blessings from God.

UNDERSTAND THIS ABOUT LIFE...

1. Not everyone is going to be happy for you.

2. Most of the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

3.You just attracting the evil eye on you & your family.

4. You just attracting jealous people into your life.

5. You don't know who's saving your pictures & checking your updates.

6.You really need to stop this as because it may ruin your life, family, marriage and career.

BELIEVE ME - Social media sometimes is the devils eyes, ears and mouth, don't fall into the devils trap. Let a part of your life remain
private please.

~"Usiogope sifa mbaya😎😎...Sifa nzuri ni za marehemu..😛😂