Pwani Rentals

Two friends (Elias and Ben) were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a three storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:

*Ben: Man, look at that chick, she is a blowing kiss at me...

*Elias: Guy, leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)

*Ben: Man that babe is calling me!

*Elias: My friend, don't go.

*Ben: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like this calls me?

*Elias: Ben, I beg you, don't go, please don't go there(feeling pity)

(The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went down to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking) 🔊🔊

*Lady: (checking through the window) Yoh! That's my husband!!

*Ben: Shucks! I'm in trouble, right?!!

*Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of clothes)
(This guy spent over five hours ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.)

(The next day he went over to his friend's place)

*Ben: Bro, can you believe that i ironed clothes for 5 hours yesterday???

*Elias: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, I WASHED THEM!!
😂😂😂😂😂
When an experienced person speaks ... listen!👂

Plots for sale at the coast
>>1 acre, at Kizingo mombasa. Asking ksh. 300 million
>>2 acres, at Mtwapa Mtepeni at ksh. 6million for the 2 acres.
>>136 acres, Dongo kundu, Ng'ombeni/kwale area. ksh. 2million per acre.
>>Beach plot. 10 acres at Tiwi, south coast. ksh. 13 million per acre.
>>Beach plot. 52 acres at Kilifi Bofa. ksh 10 million per acre.
>>3 acres, Kikambala. second row from main road. ksh.7 million per acre.
>>0.125 acres at Bamburi. Second row from main road. 3.8 million
>>0.25 acres at Bamburi. Second row from main road. 10 million
>>1.5 acres, Bombolulu near bandari villa. ksh. 26 million.
>>40 * 100 plot at Nyali near Umoja estate. ksh. 16 million.
>>Sandy beach plot. 10 acres at Kikambala ksh. 10 million per acre.
>>Developed plot, at Kisimani with two 2 bedroom mansions and 7 bedsitters. Total rental income ksh. 90,000. Asking for 24 million.
>>30 acres, dongo kundu ng'ombeni/kwale area. at ksh 1.5 million per acre.

Houses for sale.
>>3 bedroom apartment, Ganjoni, mombasa town. With 2 bathrooms, 2 toilets, balcony, parking, borehole water. On second floor. ksh. 12 million.
>>3 storeys flat, Mikindani, with 12 one bedroom units plus 4 shops. Total rental income of ksh.200,000. Asking for 23 million.
>>3 bedroom bungalow, Kiembeni turkey base. On 1/8 acre plot. ksh. 9 million negotiable.
>>Swahili house, at Likoni with 11 rooms plus 2 shops. Total monthly rent of ksh. 25,000. Asking price ksh. 1.5 million
>>Swahili house at Kisimani with total rental income of ksh. 40,000. Asking price ksh. 3 million.