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"BEB ZIMA TAA KWANZA. UNAJUA MIMI SIPENDI TAA IKIWAKA."

Those are the words you will hear from these CHAPATTI-legged bebz with a BLEK PUTHAE when MKOROGO goes wrong.

MKOROGOs are not approved by the government because they are risky. Those WHITE wiminz at River Road mix various dangerous chemicals that can reduce melanin from the skin in a very AGGRESSIVE and UNREGULATED manner.

The reduction of melanin is not uniform.

Unapata BWATOKS ni rangi ya BLEK, SABLENYA ya purple, na MAPAJA ya pink.😭😭 Miguu zinakaa k**a leopard, and the feet are her usual black color.

Sometimes, MKOROGO can cause severe skin damage as seen in this photo. Msichana ukimwangalia anakaa k**a Hyena ama chapati yenye imeungua. 😭😭

A good lady should just Kiiissss you when lights are on and say, "BEB, UNATAKA TUENDE TUOGE NA WEWE?" 😍😍 You go take a shower and admire her uniform skin colour, which is consistent with the color of her MONOCOTYLEDON.

But when you date these other mongrels who buy MKOROGO from River Road, they be like, "SI UZIME TAA KWANZA NDIO NITOE THURUARE."😳😳😳 Hapo wewe jua tu MKOROGO has messed up with her skin.

If she exposes her THAILAND and SABLENYA, your appetite will go down from 100% to 20%. And thou shalt regret why you brought her over to your house.

Date ladies who are confident in their natural skin colour.

Mimi nikiona mwalimu ANAKUNYWA POMBE nashangaa sana.

Mwalimu wa secondary unalipwa 40K. If you drink beer everyday, you remain with about Ksh. 32K. Ukikata black tax, loan, na mashida zako, you remain with a paltry 5K. That's not even enough for you as an individual. You can't sustain a girlfriend. You must go for a top-up loan to keep a relationship going.

Next month, unaanza na beer YA MIA MBILI kila siku. Unakata kila kitu unabaki na 5K. Halafu dem yako aseme ati, "BEB NIOKOLEE 5K NIMEKWAMA." Bwana mwalimu anatoa 5K yote yenye ilibaki anapea dem yake. Tena anaenda EQUITY ama KCB kuchukua top-up loan.

And the cycle of loans begins even before marriage.

MWALIMU will never drive easily. Mwalimu will never eat FINE FINE GHELS. Mwalimu can only date high school GAALS or these local vienyejiz who need 200 for blow-dry 😭😭.

When it comes to remuneration, I consider teaching to be feminine. Mwanamme unapewa 40K umekatwa SHA, housing levy, PAYE, and KNUT remittance. After all those deductions, your siblings want cash, your parents need money, and you must eat breakfast and lunch. Unabaki na 2K na dem yako hana pads anataka 3K urgently. MACHOOOS.😭

HII KITU NI YA MADEM. Mwalimu dem atumie pesa yote halafu aitishe CHALI ama BWANA yake.

The only teachers I respect are village teachers who don't drink or indulge in womanising. Those ones who have cows, wanapanda maindi, wako na kaduka, na wameokoka hawawezi Kula SABLENYA OVYO OVYO. Those ones can utilize the small salary well.

But these young and middle-aged teachers in towns drinking daily and dating girls, hao watamalizwa na TOP-UPS. 😭😭

Nyandarua Senator John Methu fearlessly lectures President William Ruto for five minutes at the requiem mass of the late Ol Kalou MP David Kiaraho before the event’s media crew muted his microphone and protocol officer directed him off the podium just as he concluded his remarks.Nyandarua Senator John Methu fearlessly lectures President William Ruto for five minutes at the requiem mass of the late Ol Kalou MP David Kiaraho before the event’s media crew muted his microphone and protocol officer directed him off the podium just as he concluded his remarks.