KDF-Kogallo Defence Forces

This is a rare photo of your wife who told you not to call her because she was going to meet a ‘friend’ after church, but you with your big head you insisted and called. Eloi!

Now, two things are crying in this picture; your wife and her phone. She won’t pick up because she’s busy shedding tears of joy while enjoying the brand new Scorpion Kadunga style. Eloi!

This is proof that not all cries from women at night are cries for help, some are for pleasure. Dear men, never forgive a cheating wife.

Let me close this update with a Sameta proverb that says, “A wife’s private part is like an iron sheet; if not nailed properly, the wind will take it to the neighbour’s compound and the neighbours will nail it properly without mercy.”