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Bro😂😂😂 You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed.
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.
The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.
Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.
Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.
In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅
In English we call it coincidence 😂😂
In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁
May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water 🚶🤣🙏🏿

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p***s in the mommy’s va**na. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p***s in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry”

Thank God me pa I am single
your will not see my picture on no girl's wall yea
boyfriend day