Not Pollock

For your consideration, Tand Mom

Hello from the friendly skies. Here is another photographic sneak peak at a new slap device that will be made available for procurement to those who are doing it the right way in the right place at the right time in Boulder for the next three nights.

The price is zero dollars.

The guy carrying this beverage device told me that he would beat anyone on the premises in a five churro speed-eating competition.

People are telling me that if you are near the sunrise pool and you can find the (male) person who looks like they might have these slaps and go up to them and say “are you tan mom?” you will get a free slap.