LEARNING

Today in class with the 5 year olds...

Teacher : How many legs does a spider have?
Children : Eeeeiiighhhtt!
Teacher : What about an octopus?
Children : Eeeeiiighhtt!
Teacher : Good...Now, how many legs does a bumblebee have?
Girls : Siii # # #!
Boy : No! Bumblebee has four legs!
Teacher : Does a bumblebee have four legs??
Boy : Yes!
Teacher : Okaayyy, perhaps you would like to tell me more about this bumblebee and its four legs?
Boy : This bumblebee is yellow and black and has four legs and the legs are like black and round like tyres...and..and... when it changes into a robot it goes like this ...cheewwengwengjukjuukzzzbzbz (moving and making noise like a robot)...and now it has two legs just like us.
Teacher : (Enlightened)..Aaahhh... Are you referring to Bumblebee the car from The Transformer movie?
Boy : YEAH! Bumblebee Transformer!!

We did letter writing activity in this evening class of 6 and 7 year old boys.
Here is a conversation with some of them during lesson...

Teacher : ...Okay...So, please think of a person in your life that you could thank for something.
Boy 1 : Err...Oh I know! I want to say thank you to my teacher.
Teacher : That's a good one. Is this teacher teaching in your school?
Boy 1 : Yes. She is nice.
Teacher : That's sweet. What is her name? You have to write it in the letter.
Boy 1 : I don't know o...I just call her teacher.
(Teacher went @-@)
Boy 2 : Teacher...teacher! (waving frantically)
Teacher : Ok, yes...Who would you like to thank in your letter?
Boy 2 : I want to thank peaaswhy!
Teacher : Pea who? What???
Boy 2 : I want to say thank you to P...S...Y...! (using his finger to spell)
Teacher : PS...You mean PSY the singer? From Korea? Why??
Boy 2 : Because he sing the Oppa Gangnam Style, so I want to say thank you to him...YEA...OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

Teacher went double @-@!!!

A five year old girl put on a pair of fairy wings and with a big smile she shook her shoulders. Puzzled, she asked innocently, "Teacher, why I cannot fly?"