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一位医生移居小镇后，没能在医院找到工作。于是，他决定开一家小诊所，并在门外挂了一块招牌：

“看病收费20美元 —— 若无效，退还100美元！”

有一天，一位律师看到了这块牌子，心想：“这钱太好赚了！”于是他走进了诊所。

律师：“医生，我失去了味觉。”

医生：“护士，把22号药箱里的药拿来，在他嘴里滴三滴。”

律师：“呃！这是煤油！”

医生：“恭喜你，味觉恢复了！请付20美元。”

律师很不甘心，但没有放弃，几天后又回来了。

律师：“我失忆了，什么都记不起来。”

医生：“护士，把22号药箱里的药拿来，滴三滴进他嘴里。”

律师：“嘿——这是煤油！你上次就给过我这个！”

医生：“恭喜你，记忆恢复了！请付20美元。”

律师这下火冒三丈，决定最后再来一次，一定要赢回那100美元。

律师：“医生，我视力严重下降，什么都看不清了！”

医生：“很抱歉，我没有治疗视力的药。这是你的100美元。”

医生递给他一张20美元的钞票。

律师（眯着眼）：“嘿，等等！这只有20美元，不是100！”

医生：“恭喜你，视力恢复了！请付20美元。”

A doctor moved to a small town but couldn’t land a job at a hospital. So, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a sign outside that read:

“Get treatment for $20 — If not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a lawyer saw the sign and thought, "Easy money!" So he walked in.

Lawyer: “Doc, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22. Put three drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your taste is back! That’ll be $20.”

Annoyed but not giving up, the lawyer returned a few days later.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer: “Hey — that’s kerosene! You gave me this last time!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your memory’s back! That’ll be $20.”

Now fuming, the lawyer came back one last time, determined to win the $100.

Lawyer: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad — I can’t see a thing!”
Doctor: “I’m sorry, I don’t have any medicine for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him a $20 bill.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait! This is only $20, not $100!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight’s restored! That’ll be $20.”

~ Adapted from the social media