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1. Call a man a li0n and he will be very happy. But call him an an!mal he will be very àngry.Is a li0n not an anímal?
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2. If you know more than five stīngy people, that means you bég a lot..
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3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doçtor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Søldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a príest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp groúp admin.
God why🙆🙆🙆🙆🙎🙎😫

4 In Àfrica a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a p00r family is called OROBO.
That's where corrúptí0n started.
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5 Once you marry a bàd wife de dev!l will stop followíng you because he has settled you already😌😌😌

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elíminat!on by substitut!on.
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Should i increase the volume?

7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delílah..
Féàr Women 😂

8. Bro you're dāting that girl for more than 💁3years, with no intention of marryīng her please..
Uncle phara0h let my si$ter go

9. Who is a ri$k taker?
A ri$k taker is someone who has running st0mach and still want to méss
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10 *I will never take wééd again 😒.
*I just fínïshed ironíng 25 clothes now and I didn't plug the ir0n.😃😀
Mádoooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅

11. My dear, if a lady asks “how are you” just reply “I am fine”, but if you have møney you can ädd “and you” 😂🚶‍♀️

12. Døn't trüst a girl with only one Facebøok profile picture... She is a boy ! I rëpeat, she is a boy oo 😹😅

13.You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

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