NAMSN FUNAAB Chapter

We celebrate our finalist today as they sign out of the department.......

*National Association of Mathematics Students Nigeria. FUNAAB Chapter*

Presents her week

.............. NAMSN WEEK ...........

*commences from Monday 15th to Friday 19th January 2018*

Like Never Ever.

>>>>>>>>>> *Day one* *Day two* *Day three*

LESSON FROM A DONKEY!
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the
farmer
tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he
decided the animal was old, and
the
well
needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the
donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come
over
and
help
him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to
shovel dirt
into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was
happening
and cried horribly..
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted
down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked
down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey
was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to
shovel dirt
on top of the animal,
he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the
donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily
trotted
off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to
shake it
off
and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone We
can get out of the deepest wells just by
not
stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be
happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never
happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you
have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from
God.
Enjoy Life & Stay Happy
Happy new month it shall be well wit us,

happy brithday 9ja
Amen.

Dear Love,
I may not be good with words because my
English is not fluent, but what i feel deep
inside my heart persuades me to express
myself mathematically.Every time i see you,
you SIMULTANEOUSLY divide my life into two
equations. Because my feelings for you
CROSS-MULTIPLY on a daily basis, you inspire
me to be greater than ZERO, your smile
keeps me in touch with the special angles of
my heart. You make me feel relaxed on the
X-axis where Y is equals to ZERO. When i
come across you, i feel like I'm turning like a
PARABOLA and meet you on the turning
point in my heart. Without you, my heart is
like SEMI-CIRCLE. Because you stole the other
half. I will appreciate if we could come
together and solve for X so that we both
stop to be VERTICALLY opposite and start to
be corresponding angles. I know you are
intelligent enough to understand that when
it comes to TRIGONOMETRICALworld, we're
all positive in the first QUADRANT....
From your
'Sweetheart'