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I’m GREEN TEA 🍵😒
I taste like 💩
But I burn fat 🔥 while you sit on your ass 🛋️
Drink the lawn water 🌱🐄
Yes, cow. Move.

I’m LAVENDER TEA 💜🍵
You’re stressed 😵‍💫
Shaking like a leaf 🍃
I calm your nerves instantly 😌
Drink the purple soap 🧼💜
And CHILL 🧘🏽‍♀️

I’m HIBISCUS TEA ❤️🍷
Sour as HELL 😖
Your face is puckering 😗
I don’t care 🤷🏽‍♀️
I lower blood pressure ⬇️
Drink the red acid 🔥😌

I’m PEPPERMINT TEA 🌿🍵
Your stomach is bloated 🎈😩
I’ll make you burp that gas out 💨🤢
Drink the leaf 🌱
Stop inflating 🚫🎈

I’m GINGER TEA 🔥🍵
I burn your throat 😵
GOOD 😌
That means I’m working 💪🏽
I stopped you from puking your guts out 🤮❌
Swallow the fire whip 🔥🔥

👇🏽 LET’S TALK 👇🏽
Which tea are YOU today? 🍵😩😌
💚 Green
💜 Lavender
❤️ Hibiscus
🌿 Peppermint
🔥 Ginger

Drop an emoji ⬇️💬
Tag your tea-drinking friend 🏷️😂

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🔴 Hello, I’m Red Bell Pepper – packed with vitamin C 💥 helping your blood stay strong 💪❤️ and healthy every day ✨

🍋 I’m Lemon – my vitamin C protects your blood cells from damage 🛡️⚡ keeping them energized 🍋✨

🍓 I’m Strawberry – I help your blood cells recover 🔄💖 and feel fresh again 😍✨

🍈 I’m Guava – rich in vitamin C 💣 boosting your immunity from the inside out 🛡️

🍑 I’m Papaya – vitamin C for healthy blood flow ❤️🩸 and strong cells 💪✨

🫐 I’m small but powerful – tiny size, big vitamin C 💥 protecting and strengthening your blood cells 💖🔥

🥦 Hello, I’m Broccoli – delivering vitamin C to support and protect your blood cells 🛡️💚

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✨Eat your colors feed your blood 🩸 and glow from the inside out 💖✨