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Just out here minding our own (small) business

As you all know Feb. 14 was valentine's day a lady ordered a 15k gift box for her boyfriend and she wanted it to come with a love note.
She told me the guy would come pick it up but as time progressed, it seemed the guy was too busy, so she opted to me to deliver the package.

Immediately I got to the destination, the the lady also drove in, you needed to see how these two people hugged, you know those mature hugs that comes with forehead kiss.... Na wetin dem do.
Me and my staff just exchanged side glances.

I dropt the gift box to his table, she opened the gift box, she then removed the note and gave it to the guy and started tearing through the sharwama and chicken.

Oga had to sn**ch the chicken from her hand because at that rate, she would have finished it.
Two of them sat there and finished the entire gift box.

I could overhear aunty telling Oga she has done him Val.
That she wants her own Val.

Next thing I heard was...
"Shey that wig is what you want.." Aunty answered yes.

Oga stood there and transferred over 100k to this lady.
I almost fainted, this woman used 15k to hustle 100k

Sporty bet no pass this one ooo... I stood there smiling, hoping she will transfer small for me.
For wey, all she did was wave at me from her man's car.

Make she no worry, next year no far, we go know.
Your shawarma village!!!

Some people naturally don't like eating shawarma; like my mum no matter what recipe you use or what style of preparation you implement, she would never come near anything called shawarma.

But if you give her Amala, you and her will automatically become best friends for life.
So if you know you are like my mum, just know that the day you come near me, I will use cane and flog you.
Na una no want make I blow. 😂

Your best shawarma village!!!