PRMP Smart Jokes

>>> The heart of a man is very Wicked.😔
How can you use my power bank to charge your own power bank😏
IS THAT LIFE?
>>> *HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN LONDON AND IN NIGERIA*

*LONDON*

13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5 first floor, Room 7A..

*But In NAIJA*

"If you reach Ebeleku street, you will see one big gutter, by the right there's a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.

Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.

Be going down down... straaaaaight! They use to smoke w**d on that street, If any body stop you don't answer just hold your bag tight.

Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used to throwey dustbin.

Just stand there and flash me. I will come out 😂😂😂😂😢😢😢🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶.
>>> *You are in a hurry to meet your girlfriend or boyfriend that you met from this group for the first time then boom you fall in a gutter*
😂😂😂
*That's when you'll realize that even the devil doesn't support evil*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
>>> U can tell me ur secrets, It is safe with me even when d Admin told me he slept with five members here.
Have I told anyone..? 😂🤷🏽‍♂
[5/13, 04:12] +234 806 153 2220: You will be thinking women are everywhere until you start looking for a wife. That's when you will know that women are scarce
>>> *Fellow Nigerian outside the country can you all please come back home, so that the second batch of Nigerians can also go abroad...🤭😊✌🏾*
>>> Girl - if the world was to end in 10minutes what will you do ?

Boy - I will have s*x with you

Girl - And what will you do with the remaining 8minutes 🤷‍♂

🤣🤣🤣😭😭
>>> Hi Guys, I promised my Girlfriend the whole world so I need yo all to start leaving by Tomorrow Morning!! 🙄😁🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶
>>> Everyone Is Trying To Be A Better Person During This Holy Month Of Ramadan Except "NEPA" 😠
>>> *I need answers to these questions pls*
1.The person that drew the maps of the world where was he standing?
2. The per