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Woman: My Husband doesn’t like in*******se
Doctor: Give these pills to him every day, put 1
pill in his tea.
Day 1: She did and they had good s-e-x
Day2: She emptied all the pills in his tea
Day3: Doctor called to know the progress, son
replied “Mom is in coma,
Aunty is in hospital,
Maid is suing for r**e,
My ass is paining me & Dad is running naked in
the garden shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells
her, “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now
let me see that cute little thing which gets you
ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady immediately started taking off her
jeans and underwear.
The doctor, shocked, said, “No! No! Please put
on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…”