Matthew

In the remaining part of this year, the Lord will preserve both you and your family. There shall be no evil report in Jesus name🙏

1. Porn-videoes ain't real 🤣🤣
They are mostly edited
Don't kill yourself trying to last 1 hour 🤣🤣
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2. *Do Girls advise each other like*
*Don't ask for money from him 😒He's a student like you*🤨🤨
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3. All flowers cannot represent love but rose did it..... All animals cannot talk but parrot did it.... All monkeys cannot read but honey... You just did it 😇😇😂😂
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4. *POVERTY* would make you think a man who doesn't give you money does not love you 🙄🙄
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5. Only Nigerians come back and meet no light and ask 'when dem carry light? ' cause with that you can do Dy/Dx to know when they'd bring it😑
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6. Nigerian mothers always tell you how useless men are
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Buh still can't wait for you to get married💆
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7. Nigerian mothers and
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I DIDN'T KILL MY MOTHER..YOU WON'T KILL ME🤣
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8. Am I the only person who noticed that spaghetti has been reduced by 25 sticks
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9. If you can't do without billing a guy🤑
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Congrats my sister, you're a hoe🙄🙄
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10. Short black girls be looking like anti- dandruffs container 😂💔
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11. I don't know who needs to hear this but snubbing me won't add a penny to your empty bank account 🛀
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12. How old were you when you realised the past tense of Steve is Stove 💁
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13. Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water.🤣🤣🤣

14.. When a woman's cooking goes wrong... She can say anything just to defend herself like, "maybe the fish is a male fish"🥴😅😅
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A teacher entered the classroom, without even saying hello to his students.

Out of his bag he brought out two packets of GALA and a can of FANTA.

He began to deal with the GALAs first.

When he was done, he opened his can of FANTA and started drinking.

The students remained calm and watched him intensely.

It was when he finished drinking that he noticed school inspector sitting at the back of the class.

Aware of his mistake, he stylishly composed himself and asked the students these questions:

Teacher: What did I just do?

Students: You have eaten 2 packets of GALA.

Teacher: And after eating what did I do next?

Students: You drank a can of FANTA.

Teacher: That's a very good observation. Now, if a teacher eats and drinks in the presence of school inspector, what does the teacher possess?

A student replied: "COURAGE".

Teacher: Excellent, my girl! Now everyone, take out your Civic Education notebooks and put the title "Courage". That's our TOPIC for today's lesson
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This teacher is very courageous, even the inspector was so shocked and surprised😲😲.

LESSON: Arm yourself with courage to face life's obstacles.😁

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