Fipsvest

Hon Patrick Obayaigbon
drives into a petrol station
in his sleek, state of the art
range rover sports:
Patrick: Guy, abeg give me
full tank (in Benin Lang.)
Akpors: I only underxtand standand
English, sir.
Patrick: Ok brother, good
morning. I currently feel a
profound desire to
replenish the propellant of
my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially
request you to transfer
from your subterranean
reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible
fluid of the highest octane
rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said
means of perambulation to
the brim.
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Akpors fainted!!!

A old woman went to visit
her married daughter but
when she popped in her
room, she accidentally got
her naked. She said ''0oops!
Why are you naked?'' The
daughter replied ''This is
the dress of love.''
In the
following evening, the old
woman went back to her
house and stayed naked in
her bedroom.Akporz
came in and saw
her naked then asked her
'0oops! why are you
naked?....''This is the
dress of lov,replied d xmilin' woman!!!.......!!
Old Akporz exhaled nd in a low xharp tone,'Mak sure u Iron it cuz it'z xo wrinkle!!..........