Danny Goldspade

Rich man pikin go think say na logo

If you don't know this actor you still have a lot of films to watch😅

😂LAUGH AWAY YOUR PAIN😂

1.These days, when I walk beside gutters, I peep inside to see if there is any upcoming artiste in it...Since most of them are claiming they started from the gutter..... 🤣🤣🤣

2.

😖No one has a foresight than a married woman who is coming out from a hotel with her boyfriend... She can even see tomorrow 😀😀😀😋😛🙋😊

3.

Something is telling me to go inside the barracks and shout "useless soldiers"
😬😬😨😖😵
Palz, could that be the voice of the lord???

4.

My sister, when you meet your next boyfriend, love
him with all your lungs Bcus your heart has suffered a lot... ??🤷🏿🤷🏿

5.

💃 😖 You find it hard to close your eyes during prayers.👏🏻 But the moment his lips touch yours, you close eyes like mumu🤤 🙄😏😏 My sister God is soaking your cane inside kerosene 😩😂 😂 😂 🤓

6.

Person will spend more than 10k on their birthday, but when it's ur turn , all you get is "On this day a king was born"
Did I tell you I have a kingdom ? 🙄☹️

7.

💃 🤡 He Has not Married U Yet,💍 U Both Have Started Sewing The same Cloth & Be Walking Up& Down.🤦🏻‍♀ When He Breaks ur Heart Tomorrow, U Will Start Telling Us It Was a Burial Uniform.🙆🏻‍♀👌👆🏻😏😒😶😐🤧🤔🙅‍♂🚙🚙

8.

🙉Those of you that never missed assembly in secondary school 😑😐
Hope you are now working at the National Assembly
😀😩😛😂😉😚

9.

Dear Ladies, 💃Don’t kill yourself cos u want 2 look Expensive. Most Guys don't even know the difference btw Brazilian Hair & Goat Hair🤥👆🏻🤞☺😉😌😇

10.

Girls will go out on a date and be snapping all the food and not snapping the n***a paying for it… ! 🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿

11.

👀A jealous girlfriend💃🏻 will zoom in your picture just to see who that girl reflecting on your sun glasses is.🕶🤧😫😩😢😙😚😗😋😉🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

12.

In Bed 🛏 it's 6am, u close ur Eyes for 5mins, it's 7.45am
At work its 1.30pm, u close ur Eyes for 30mins, its still 1.31pm😟😰😵😖😴
??

This guy deserves an award

😂LAUGH OUT LOUD😂

LETTER TO MY LANDLORD😂


Dear Able Landlord,

It’s me spade the tenant you gave double

quit notice the other day I don finally pack.

Yes I pack today but I get small confessions

wey I wan yarn you like dis

Ireti your daughter don get belle!



Yes you read that right and na me give am

belle. no vex The way e happen sef I no fit

explain e even shock her sef… we no plan

am like dis. You be my fellow man and I

hope you understand say na accidental

discharge. e fit happen to anybody, but I

promise say e no go happen again.

I for like be ur son-in-law but you’re a bad

man Yes

Bingo your dog no loss na chop we

chop am!



I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz

we follow you search for am No be only me

chop bingo we dey three Me your

caretaker and one other hausa man

Oga LandLord bingo sweet die I use am

cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use

am cook beans Omoh! the dog get natural

oil for body And i know say you go dey

plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go

wrk bcoz I pray before I chop am

I know say I bad, but you see that your

caretaker na evil man. Him get liver collect

the lion share despite say na me bring up

the idea can U imagine

Oga Landlord I know say when U

return from your journey you go dey find

your keke.



The thing be say I sell am dis morning.

Money been no too dey my hand and I

suppose settle one or two agent for this

new compound I wan park into no too reason am

The iron condemn man been dey price am

25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey

still dey in gud condition for 25k e no good na

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow mke

everytin be round figure So the iron

condemn man com later pay me 30k for

everything Na the money I use transport myself.

I drop 2k under Ur door mat so wen

you come you carry am hold body. E no

gud say I sel Ur property without

dropin somtin my conscience no go

allow me rest So dis na the ones I fit remember for now,

no vex Find a place in your hear