Emmy clems comedy

If you need dribbler::::::: call christiano ronaldo
If you need pace:::::::::: call Mbappe
If you need goals:::::::::: call Lewandowski
If you need skills::::::::::: call Neymar
If you need classic goals:::::: call Wayne Rooney
If you need finisher call:::::: Benzema
If you need good winger call::::::: christiano ronaldo
But if you need all of them in one player call:::::::: Lionel Messi

AHH!!! WOMAN OOOO😂

Wife👩: which teams are playing.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: Man City vs Liverpool

👩Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Liverpool

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: that's a good team...

👩Wife: is Drogba playing ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...

👩Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] no he is Selah

👩Wife :okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: its a warning to the player. ..
After few minutes Foden scores for Man City

👩Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Mane who has
scored ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [calmly] no it's Foden for Man City.!!

👩Wife: [fúrious] how ? it should be Liverpool who should have
scored !!

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: what is that red card for ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the
pitch for misbehaving.

👩Wife: then is he going to be a coach ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no ...

👩Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;
red=danger.

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: exactly darling...

👩Wife :what about the green card ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play ....

👩Wife: I want Liverpool to win the world cup ...
Husband: [silent]

👩Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean ?

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [bored] it's the Man City coach ....Pep Guardiola

👩Why is he not playing

👱🏾‍♂️Husband: [changes the channel to Zee World

Those creatures are something else 🚶🤣
GOOD NIGHT FAMILY 😙
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Yesterday, i met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, i was watching them. she saw😎me then she kissed him more and asked me what i was doing here?
I told her my wife is pregnant🤰and I am here to buy baby👩🏻‍🍼stuffs and i am very very happy😂. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, i bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby soap, bicycle, baby wears and
etc. then I took kehkeh and left, she and her boyfriend were looking at me and i felt good !
The issue now is ; if you know any woman who has given birth, i am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soap and sponge at affordable prices.
Please help a brother, I was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity and water bill with the money...😭😭😭🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😭😭😭