Muhammad salisu daneji

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.

The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.

Produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41.

The loan officer says :
'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000?'

The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'

Wani Saurayin Matashi Dan Kwalisa Mai Ji Da Zamani Ne Yayi Zufa Sosai
Gurin Neman Wayarsa Dayake Zargin Ta Bata Yanata Lalube Da Cikin Duhun
Dakinsa Da Torchlight Din Wayar Dai Dayake Zargin An Sace.
Hankalinsa Yayi Matukar Tashi Akan Batar Wayar Kamar Zaiyi Kwalla
Saboda Damuwa, Abokinsa Dake Tare Dashi Shima Ya Tayashi Neman
Wayar Adakin Cikin Damuwa Da Nuna Rashin Jin Dadin Faruwar Lamarin.
Bayan Akalla Mintuna 45 Suna Laluben Wayar Sun Birkita Ko Ina Cikin
Dakin Amma Basuga Wayar Ba Chan Sai Wayar Dayake Haskawa Da Ita
Tayi Ringing
(karfa ku manta wayar da yake nema itace dai ahannunsa yake haskawa
gurin nemanta)
Bayan Wayar Tayi Ringing Ne Saiya Amsa Wayar Cikin Bacin Rai Yace Wa
Wanda Yakirashi Awayar
AFUWA ZAN KIRAKA ANJIMA INA NEMAN WAYATA NE BATA TAYI
Cikin Fushi Ya Kashe Wayar Yaci Gaba Da Neman Wayar Tasa Kutuna Fa
Yan Uwa Ya Amsa Waya Da Wayar Dayake Ta Nema Bayan Kuma Itace
Ahannunsa Yakunna Fitilarta Yana Kuma Nemanta.
Sai Kawai Ya Yanke Shawarar Ya Kira Wayar Da Yake Nema Da Wayar Dake
Hannunsa Bayan Ya Kirane Yaga Line Busy
Cikin Fuskar Damuwa Yajuyo Yadubi Abokin Nasa Yace BABA Mance Da
Wayar Nan Kawai Ansace Ta Barawon Ma
HAR YA KASHE WAYAR
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