Facts about our relationship -love

If you give her s*x, she will say you are after
her
body; if you don't give her s*x she will say
you
are
not man enough.
If you give her money she will call you a
mugu;
if
you don't give her money she will say that
you
are
stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you for
granted; if
you are not caring she will say that you don't
love
her.
If you always call her she will say that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call her she will
say
that
you are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call you a
player;
if
you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring.
If you are not, she will say that you are too
lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that this
man is a
woman wrapper; if u don't help her in the
kitchen she
will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when he dated his first
girlfriend,
she quit the relationship because he was
demanding
for s*x. when he dated the second girlfriend,
she quit
the
relationship because he was not demanding
for
s*x.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
IF YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU TO TELL US
WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT IN A MAN?.(HAPPY NEW
YEAR
IN ADVANCE)

**GIRLS BEHAVIOUR**
-At Age 16-18 Single(S) High Taste and not
intersted in Boy friends. Their excuse is (Ni
karatu ne a gaba na) # with Angry Face #=D
-At Age 18-20 Single and Searching(SS). Listen
2 Boy friends but strickly on hight Taste (Ni sai
santalele, mai hanci, Kyakkyawa, mai final
discussion ko Lexus Jeep, mai aiki a CBN ko
NNPC ko Doctor, Mai Kudi etc...) #:-s | =))
-At Age 20-22 Single and Still Searching(SSS)
Taste is drastically reduced (Ni ko dan saurayi
mai dan civic joker ne ko mai dan Nanfang
Motor cycle ne.Mai Salary dai dai misali.):s |
=))
-At Age 22-24 Single and Still Desperately
Searching (SSDS) Taste is totally reduced. Just
looking for a Husband (Ni kurun miji nake so
ko bashi da komai) :( |:(=D
-At Age 24 and Above she is (HOLY) Dedicated
to God, morally and spiritually. LOL
LIKE if you doubt
COMMENTS if you really agreed

If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You
Grow??
― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava
in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you
to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when
going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted
building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build
houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and
insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really
slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays
under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went
out
Unclad, with your
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

10 things girls probably don't know about
guys:-------------

1• Guys are more emotional than they think, if
they loved them truely
2• Guy maybe flirting around all day but before
he go to sleep , he always think about the girl
he care about
3• Guys go crazy over a girls smile
4• A guy who likes you wants to be the only
guy you talk to
5• Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think
6• Girls are guys weaknesses
7• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just
needs someone to listen to him• You don't need
to give advice
8• When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying ~please come and
listen to me ~
9• No guy can handle all his problems on his
own• He's just too stubborn to admit it
10•• When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible