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Second week of starting my makeup and gele classe and I did this all by myself....my boss is so proud of me

Things you shouldn't neglect as a mother

1. Your children assignment/notes
2. Your children hissing at you
3. Training both girls and boys on house chores (not only girls)
4. Your children beating you back
5. Lies, no matter how small it is
6. Prayer life for the children ( teach them small small verse in the Bible or Quran)
7. Morals (especially sitting position for girls)
8. Attention and care (children really need this)
9. Your children opinions sometimes works, listen to them.
10. Staying with them (especially when you're around, let them also stay with you, not somewhere else)

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Ladies and gentlemen!!

Assume you meet your old schoolmate (a lady called T**i) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you innocently offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.

You get T**i to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hope in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.

Her neighbor, Josephine gets in but blacks out immediately.

You get back and start driving . T**i is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.

Now you are driving home a happy man but you have no idea Josephine is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. T**i also forgot about her since she was wasted.

You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be you don't check anything in the car, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to go to church, she knows you are wasted and tired and you wouldn't mind her using your car, so she doesn't even ask for it.

She opens the car at around 7am … and BOOOM Josephine is sleeping in the back seat comfortably. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she was wearing a mini skirt and since most girls don’t wear underwear these days, every PRIVATE is exposed as her skirt has pulled up.

Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Josephine (60 marks).

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