Justthiffeh

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I'm Unstoppable ���

14/07/2023

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Photos from Justthiffeh's post 27/06/2023

*When I moved to Victoria Island*

Me: Neighbour, hwfa

Guy: Bro...you're our new tenant that moved in two weeks ago right?

Me: Oh you no dey speak pidgin?...Sorry, yeah bro I am. It's my friend that actually lives here but he's out of the country for some business, so he said I should help guide his home for a while.

Guy: Oh it's cool bro, it's cool. How you doin?

Me: I'm good man, please I've tried looking around for a barber but it seems there's no barber here.

Guy: Oh you mean barbing saloon?

Me: Yes please, saloon..sorry, barber..yeah, barbing saloon for male

Guy: Oh, let me give you my barber's contact. He usually comes every two weeks to trim my hair but you can call him.

Me; Oh thanks man, I really appreciate.

Guy: You're welcome my gee, go look cool for dem ladies...*we both laugh*

{2 hours after calling the barber}

Me: *sitting in front of my flat then sees a 2022 Mercedes Benz SL enter the compound*

Guy: *comes out of the Benz wearing suit*...Good evening

Me: Yeah, Good evening neighbour. Welcome

Guy: Oh, sorry I don't live here. Someone contacted me to come and cut his hair here

Me: *looks at Benz and look at the guy*... You be barber?

Guy: Yes sir, I'm supposed to barb a Thiffeh's hair here

Me: For this house?

Guy; Yes sir...*brings out ringlight, towel, microwave, mirror with Christmas light, portable A C, wrapper wey white like angel cloth*..he said he needed to barb his hair immediately

Me: I no sure say the guy dey house ooo. E be like say he comot

Guy: Hmmm... Alright. What about you sir, your hair looks bushy.

Me: ehh na Dada I be, we no dey barb hair for my church.

Guy: Your beards nko

Me: Shaving BIC dey upstairs, no worry

Guy: Okay sir...*let me wait in my car for him*

Me: It's already dark o, can't you go home and come back next time?

Guy: Hmph...*brings out phone*...Let me call and find out if he's on his way back.

*Calls Thiffeh*

{Ringtone, Kolomental by Victony starts playing in my pocket} (copied ✅😂)

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