Brain-Box

"Apple of my eye meet the love of my life"

There's always that one person who really secretly cares for you. 🖤

1. When boys start borrowing from each other
They call themselves blood 😂😂
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2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie
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3. Any girl expecting Valentine's Flower should start planting it Now 😒😧
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4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can....Must I teach you everything 😒😒
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5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, she’s a hoe.✊✊
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6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say I’m not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingy🙈🙈
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7. Kissing scene in a movie
Me- 😳😳
Dad- 😒😒
Me- 🙈🙈🙈
Dad- open eyes look😒
Me pretending😑😑
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My mind-😏😏them no even sabi kiss😑😑
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8. Her: please I need ur help
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Me : am using it 😂😂
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9. God please punish my friends for my sins🤦😞
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Na dem spoil me😩😒
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10. BREAKING NEWS
Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool 🤨
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11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u
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True love : block unblock block unblock 😂😂
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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce Remarry me abi. No be me she wan give IPad-tension😑😑
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12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the hoely spirit is moving, your phone is also moving.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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13. He is like a father to me
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Na so sugar daddy dey start 🙄🙄
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14. Husband showed up at his wife work place, came from behind and kisses her neck...She laughed and said "MD stop it,you know we at work"🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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15. I automatically see u as a normal person when u react b4 sharing my posts 🥺🥺
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“After Speaking Plenty Of Parables In Movies, They Will Use 'NNANYI NNAYI’ And Pay Us ₦15,000”– Veteran Nollywood Actor, Chiwetalu Agu Shares His Experience In The Hands Of Producers |

"These younger generations will not understand how lucky they are at this time where their talent can be appreciated by anyone, without anybody trying to act like Demi God in their career.

“In our prime, it wasn't as good as it seems. They will praise us Nnanyi, Dede, elder and anything you can call a redcap chief on only to pay us 10-15,000 naira. Sometimes they will even owe you and you will just forget about the money after numerous pleas for you to be paid.

“We were very famous but the account balance wasn't measuring up.

“When my son showed me how much my Facebook account generated for just playing, I was very excited because some years back I will have to stress and speak plenty of parables for 15,000 naira."

Credit: Afrocania

“Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.”