Gist Comedy

💦 In**st 💦

" Go harder, harder! I can't pay you fifty thousand naira for nothing! Screamed the sugar mummy .

" But I'm tired! Kufre retorted.

" If you don't finish what you were paid for,I will put a bullet in one of those mosquito limbs you call legs" the sugar mummy threatened.

Kufre was greatful that he had a backup plan. Before leaving the house,he took some salt in a little cupsule bag, this he carried incase of any life threatening situation arises,he would be able to defend himself.

Salt played an important role in the ibibio's culture,many believed that going about with a small portion of salt in your pocket or handbag,can provide protection, good luck and even prosperity. But in kufre's case,he did not carry the salt because he believed the myth but a means of self defense if need arises.

Kufre was tired of the game and needed to get away from the hyper$£×ual client before things got out of hands. Slowly,he inserted his hands into his pocket, opened the cupsule bag with his thumb, while the hyper$£×ual client blossomed in the world of $£×ual excitement. She was so carried away that she did not notice kufre's movement. He quickly poured the salt into her eyes,as she laid moaning on the bed.

The salt penetrated her lids, and soon got into her eyes. Immediately the salt touched her eyeballs, she felt a pepperish sensation and screamed in pain. Kufre quickly got dressed and fled room but not before spitting on the sugar mummie"s face, followed by a resounding slap which caused her to role and fall off from the bed. Kufre knew that delay would be dangerous,so he exited the hotel room and fled for his dear life.

" Please sir what's going on? Why are you running! the receptionist questioned.

While the words were still in the receptionist lips,as she stood perplexed, wondering what was chasing the young man,who fled the premises like Usain bolt. She felt a heavy pressure on her body, which seemed like the pouncing of a lion when haunting a pray. The poun

Omo this country hard

Abeg wetin be that sound 🤣

Girls new has come out oh 🤣

Poor man babe na rich man side ch!ck
Rich man wife na poor man sug@r mummy

Because of work, crowd no go plenty for Hilda side today, food go reach us 🤌

*That slap wey them dey slap woman for nyansh during knacking is called......*

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