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The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her
plate….
After a few moments, she says, “I’ve something to tell you people”
Silence around the table.
“I’m no longer virgin”, and she begins to cry.
A long silence again.
And then… The father angry and screams at
his wife, “It’s your fault!
Always dressed and made up like a pr******te!
Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter?
You see now That’s how
problems arrive”
The wife, in turn yells at her
husband:
“What about you ?
Are YOU setting a good
example ?
Wasting your salary on s***s who
sometimes even accompany you
to your doorstep!
Are YOU setting a good example
for your 10-year-old daughter?”
The father continues”
“And her elder sister, this good-for-nothing,
With her rasta man of a
boyfriend,
Who is always found with her in
all the hotels
Do you believe she is setting a
good example for her younger
sister?”
And the recriminations go on,
and on, and on….
The grandmother touches the
shoulder of the little grand
daughter to console her
And asks her :
“Well, my little girl, how did it
happen?”
And the little girl replies while
stifling her sobs :
“it’s the priest”
The grandmother asks :
“What do you mean, the priest ?”
“The priest has chosen another
girl to be Virgin Mary in the
Christmas play…
I’m no longer playing the role of
Virgin Mary”

A Wife took her very ill husband to see d doctor. After d medical routine check-up.... the Doctor confidentially told wife: ...... Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight.. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems wit him. Stop watching TV shows & facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If u can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.,
Husband asks wife: What did the doctor say..?
Wife: Your survival is not possible!

As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one
prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit
near a person that knows book, cos d stupid boy i
told to send me the answers on my phone looks
lyk who doesn't have sense. God finaly answered
my prayer, d girl dat i sat with was an Albino
& she wore eyeglass dat has rope, so i knew for
sure dat she know book wella. As d paper
started, dis girl started to misbehave o. She was
just covering her answer, but me as a sharp guy, i
was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle. when it
remain just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me
copyin her & started shouting @ me, but i just
ignored her, since i had almost copied finish. d
next thing that i heard was my phone's message
tune. This guy has finally sent d answer, i sighed &
then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh
answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d
albino girl & used the paper to stone Her. I kept d
fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to
open d message, i saw
"To download GBESE by
Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn".

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Lessons from the HEN:

1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING.
2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE.
3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL.
4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS.
5. She sits on her eggs for 21days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE.
6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING.
7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC.
8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE.
9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE.
10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING
Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow.