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WOMAN & BARTENDER.

A very attractive woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestured alluringly to the bartender who came over immediately.

When he arrived, she seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
When he did so, she began to gently caress his full beard.

'' Are u the manager? '' she asked, sofly stroking his face with both hands.

'' Actually no '' the bartender replied.

'' Can u get him for me? '' she asked '' I need to speak to him '' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'' I'm afraid i can't '' breathes the bartender '' Is there anything i can do? ''.

'' Yes there is.I need you to give him a message '' she continued huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth, allowing him to suck them gently.

'' What should i tell him? '' the bartender manages to ask.

'' Tell him '' she whispered '' THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER OR HAND SOAP IN MY ROOM ''.

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MARRIAGE PALAVA.

Wife :- What are u doing?

Husband :- Nothing!

Wife :- Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for about an hour..

Husband :- I'm looking for the EXPIRY DATE ...

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