Shortjokes4u

A man was driving around 1.00am alone in his car. He got to a checkpoint and met Akpos, a policeman stopped him and asked for all his papers and particulars, which the man provided. Akpos had nothing to ask again, but in order to solicit a bribe from him at all cost, he said; “I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day. If you get involved in an accident, who’ll take care of you.
The man replied: I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five other angels are with me here.
Akpos The police man: “Whaaat! All these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading.”

Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps:
*Igbati
*Ifoti
*Igbaju
*Igbarun
*Iforun
*Ifakun
*Ibadi
*Abara
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
-Igbati will make you correct your wrong lesekese!
-The beauty of Ifoti is that you will confess your sins on the spot.
-Igbarun, Igbaju and Iforun will make you snitch on all those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
-Ifakun and Iladi will make you p*e in your new pants!
-While Abara is the worst... This will make you do all of the above at once!

God bless our parents for the good upbringing!

Who do you think is the best rapper in africa...?

1. Olamide
2. Naeto_c
3. Ikechukwu
4. 2shot
5. Sarkodie
6. Ice_prince
7. M I
8. Ill_bliss
9. N***a raw
10. Phyno
•Specify if not listed...

if u think its ur alarm clock dat woke u up, try putting it next 2 a co**se nd understand d grace. Gud Mawin Fan$