Fs makes u laugh

A C.R.S Teacher entered
the
class and she said anybody
who can answer her question, will be
given
10000. All the student were Happy and they are set to answer
the
question.
Teacher: How many people did Jesus fed
with bread and fish (Nobody
raised their hand except Akpos) Teacher: Yes Akpos give us the answer
Akpos: 5000 people ma
Teacher: Clap for him ( Everyone clapped
as
Akpos receives the money
from his teacher.) Teacher: Akpos, ask me any question
and if I
get the question right, I
will have the my money back. All the student
were sad because there is no
question they can ask their Teacher and she
won't answer.
Akpos: (cleared his throat). Aunty, give
me
the Names of the 5000
people Jesus fed with bread and fish. One word for akpos wise or f00l? pls don't forget to like our page

Two of my friends came visiting
with their gf's and
we decided 2 go out on a picnic,
along with my little brother.
After packing food and all we
needed, we set off to a quiet
beach.
After chatting and taking pictures for few
minutes, we decided to eat and
begun to unpack the basket which had the food
in it, only for us to
discover we forgot the spoons at home.
I told my little brother to go get it while we wait.
He replied saying
''I know u want to trick me so you can eat the
whole food b4 I come
back''.
I promised him we would
wait for his return but he refused.
After much persuasion and
promises, he decided to go.
My friends and I started chatting and gisting to
while away time and wait for my brother's
arrival.
After 1hr, there was no sign of
him. 2hrs went by, and I began
wondering what could have delayed him
because the distance between
our house and the beach can be covered within
30mins.
My friends and I were already
getting hungry but we decided to
wait a little longer for my
Brother's return.
After 4hrs, the hunger was so unbearable that
we decided to taste
the food.
As we were about tasting,
we heard a rumble in a nearby
bush and there, my brother
Jumped out from behind a tree
shouting *"I said it, I knew you would eat the food before I return,
I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".
Fada lord!!
I had to ask him again "nA joke Abi??"
He replied "I have been watching y'all. I'm not going Again.
Now, all my mind was saying was
"Kill him, kill him,
Biko, if u were in my shoes, what would you have done to your brother