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What is the normal color of a woman's discharge? My fiancee suddenly started having multi-colored discharge. Sometimes green, sometimes cream, sometimes yellow, sometimes ash. Once I pick her pant, I see the stain there. She has not said anything about it. Is there something wrong with her? I ordered for two packs of Slide Safe just now with the code Dotunbigmouth to get the 10% discount but how do I present it to her so she will not feel offended?

My fiancee is all this woke people and she can say I am not respecting her privacy. But since I also enter the va**na, is it not my privacy too?

I need to hear from your female audience.

-Deji.

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Slide Safers,

Let's help Deji with possible solutions to his dilemma.

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My husband is the dirtiest human being I have ever seen. Instead of him to buy lubricant that will make me wet, he will spit into a cup and preserve it until we have s*x again. I have told him stop that dirty habit but he will not listen. This rubbish started when he received one Whatsapp broadcast message that lubricant causes cancer. Ever since then, he uses spit and his dirty fingers to insert into my private part.

I told him I will break his head one day but when he starts touching me, I forget about his dirtiness. I told him about Slide Safe lubricants and how we can get a 10% discount if we buy any pack using the code Dotunbigmouth. He refused to try it out.

Dotun, please throw this discussion open. How can I get my dirty husband to buy a safe lubricant instead of using his spit on me?

-Charity

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Slide Safers,

A dirty laundry has been aired. Over to you.

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