Comedy

Girl: Dad,I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through viber.

I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through to us via gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on Amazon.
Nonsense generation!!!!!

One day 3 men were walking through the forest wen dey were caught by canibalz, d canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of anykind nd swallow, b4 dey wud b releasd,nd not kild.d first man, came with an apple, he swallowd three nd startd coughing, he was kild,d secnd man came with grapes, he swallowed nine,wen he was abt 2 swallow d last 1, he started laughing, he was kild,so wen d 2 men reached heaven, d first man asked d secnd man,why did u laf wen u had almst swalowed all, d secnd man replied,i could not help it,wen i saw d thirt man coming wit watermelons. LOL

(OMODAN and Pastor)

OMODAN: my beloved
brothers and Sisters in d Lord we are in year 2013, So I want each One
of u to tell me Ur new year Resolution(Sabisabi Raise up his hand) ok
Sabisabi tell us
SABISABI: pastor my new resolution na I have no Shoes
OMODAN: Y
SABISABI: so dat I go fit become president of Naija
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